Peens Pattern Socks

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

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You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Show off your pride with these beautiful pride peens! A pattern of pricks to do the trick!

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Introducing our latest creation - the Banana Penis pattern sock! These socks are not for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to be bold and unapologetic. The design is subtle yet not so subtle at the same time and is sure to leave an impression on anyone who catches a glimpse. Whether you're trying to add a bit of spice to your outfit or looking for a conversation starter, these socks were made for you! Trust us; your friends and family will never see it coming. With an attention-grabbing pattern like this, you'll be the talk of the town, and people won't be able to resist asking where you got them from. So why wait? Get your hands on these socks now and take your style game to the next level!

Show off your cute, creepy, and cool side with this Awesome Opossum Pattern design with illustrations of opossums wearing sunglasses! Perfect for animal jokes, opossum humor, puns and being awesome.

Flower power! Check out this colorful pattern filled with floral fun! Spring and summer are on the horizon!

Perfect and cute but creepy patterned socks featuring vintage chalk style eyes and tears.

Sparkle and dazzle with his gemstone pattern! We've got diamonds, pearls, sapphires, and crystals, and "jewel" be looking beautiful in this colorful design!

Autumn is coming, and you're feeling pretty GOURD about it! This squash pattern is sure to radiate the spirit of fall!

Pizza pizza! Pizza enthusiasts, this delicious design is for you! Look at the way the cheese melts on the crust, looks good enough to eat - so grab a slice!

Turn up with this cute turnip pattern! Perfect for a gardener, gamer, and getting rich off this veggie!

Show off your trendy style and accent your outfit with these cute hipster arrow pattern socks. This trendy arrow pattern is a perfect gift for any hipster.

Bumble bee beautiful honey comb pattern filled with honey to keep you warm!

Join Miyazaki's Totoro and friends with this cute cuddly pattern!

Keep your feet cozy with this lovely big cat pattern!

Hit the road with this new bike pattern! Perfect for the extremist or just the paper delivery. Bikes are great for any age- just like this bike pattern!

Get your sassy side out with this sexy and flirty lips pattern! Whether you love drag queens or makeup or just being a badass bitch, this is the perfect Adore Delano inspired design for you!